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17-09-2014, 10:30 AM,
dinowoman
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a

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17-09-2014, 02:43 PM,
SinistARGH
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a serious forum story.

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18-09-2014, 07:45 AM,
dinowoman
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a serious forum story.
As a result

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21-09-2014, 07:39 AM,
karisma
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a serious forum story.
As a result it was decided

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21-09-2014, 09:21 AM,
dinowoman
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a serious forum story.
As a result it was decided that Raiden and

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22-09-2014, 05:21 PM,
SinistARGH
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a serious forum story.
As a result it was decided that Raiden and his canon huge

[Image: 01120714461842577315.png]
22-09-2014, 05:23 PM,
kaolincash
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a serious forum story.
As a result it was decided that Raiden and his canon huge Ganondorf figurine entered

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23-09-2014, 07:42 AM,
dinowoman
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a serious forum story.
As a result it was decided that Raiden and his canon huge Ganondorf figurine entered the Guardian crossword

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11-02-2015, 10:38 PM, (This post was last modified: 11-02-2015, 10:41 PM by SinistARGH.)
SinistARGH
RE: Forum Story
Once upon Howard, a leech, he died. Therefor, e machines break because they suck. As Leechparasite died, so did Shibe. Shibe used to hang with Leechparasite until they both were killed by a wild Zubat machine that broke and exploded horribly ending the modern era of technology. With technology over, elves now rule. Gerund, an elf was addicted to saying three words "willy bum bum". Nevertheless, Gerund also danced naked outside to assert dominance to all woodland conservation specialists, who landed on the rock hard boner a passing trucker had recently exposed the secret of Removing stubborn stains from the dirty underwear, used notably to write three words: I AM BEES. The poop words of Christmas past caused great distress for the church of Scientology so they burned down to electric avenue, where an enormous utahraptor was pooping out Richard Dawkins.
Unfortunately for Dawkins, his athiest army was absent. Whoops. Sucks for him.
They all entered codes that apologized profusely when activated by the Dawkins army. Thankfully, a rugged Dawkinsist made the fatal mistake of eating his girlfriend's moist tacos from the Fajita Vault, realising too late they were moldy. He, like Leechparasite, was forced to eat amazon packaging using only chopsticks. However, this disadvantage made him puke over the utahraptor that enveloped his rage only further until it bursted out many bees.
The bees immediately sang a cantata composed by the famous composer Biber during the third act of the meme-ing themed play named spooky bonez in tights. Meanwhile the skeletons took charge of The Sax House and were telling a forum story about more skeletons and howard, the leech was so moved by their inspirational speech of faith and love, that he started to weep tears of pure joy which fell upon the lesser creatures, blessing them with delicious etheral boners. Howard saw this, the magnificent occurring and decided to create a walking, talking, fuck machine skeleton robot. Meanwhile, President John Henry Eden, secret grass inspector, after jazzercising vigorously, decided to play with dangerous cursed artifacts. This caused a skeleton Sith to sing the fordbidden song about utahraptors.

CHAPTER TWO: The utahraptors delighted in presenting their cool new leader a final award for boning the majority of imps in a plethora of orifices, decided to bake a celebratory cake, then performed autocannibalism. It was absolutely the most radical of times and it was the most tragical of rhymes.
Meanwhile, Leechparasite thought thoughtfully, "How could I further corrupt this tyrannous government? But then who was phone?" Camera zoomed in. President was phone! "It all makes zero fuckin sense! What the fuck!" But when Obama arrived on his mystical steed, "Romney", he said with disdain; "NEVER PRESUME THAT COWARD TO ANSWER ANY PHONE!"
Leechparasite decided not to interfere with Obama's loins again. This made Obama show him mercy. However, Romney did nothing, the coward. Obama pooped everywhere. Why, mister president. You could have traumatised the children. "Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass and titties," the president chanted. He didn't care, he was too busy suckin AT BASKETBALL and being a total non-slamjammer. Suddenly, Mitt Romney saw something in his bowl of gross baby anuses; shiny, yet moving! SNAKES LEAPED OUT. "BROOOOOTHEEEER", the blonde snake queen hissed at the gruff, hairy biker who dated Sven Shentovis. Sven Shentovis, the "Great Attractor", creator of the toaster, squirty cream and "Muriel Shentovis", AI. For 15 years, Muriel Shentovis had been smuggling squirty- SHE'S AN AI, RAIDEN! ARSENAL GEAR. "What is happening," thought LoliBoner, "how did Raiden get next year's Madden?!" "The Patriots!" replied NOBODY. Come on. This is meant to be a serious forum story.
As a result it was decided that Raiden and his canon huge Ganondorf figurine entered the Guardian crossword annual championship games.

(THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE BRINGING THIS BACK!!!)

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