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West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
04-08-2014, 10:03 PM,
#1
dinowoman
West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
Loyal Skeletopolitans, we're facing the greatest threat to our way of life since we were freed from the shackles of flesh. Even as I speak the warmongering East Skeletopolis Army is gearing up for a full-scale assault. If you don't want to find your homes destroyed and your friends wiped out by a fanatical horde of hate-filled extremists, sign up now to defend all you hold dear against this onslaught. Let's stop them before they get going, and restore peace and unity to our city - the WHOLE of our city - before these extremists indoctrinate more innocent citizens of East Skeletopolis into joining their hate-driven campaign.

Show your loyalty to your city and report here for duty.

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04-08-2014, 10:06 PM,
#2
kaolincash
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
You have my sword. And my bow. And my axe. I have a lot of weapon proficiencies.

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05-08-2014, 03:44 AM,
#3
Z
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
*Is still a flaming pile of bones*

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I am Zac, if I derail your thread call 911 and don't panic.
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05-08-2014, 10:53 AM,
#4
dinowoman
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
Excellent. Kaolin, your weapons expertise will be invaluable. You can be my second-in-command. Report to the barracks for....

*Looks more closely at the pile of burning bones*

Didn't I see you heading into the East Skeletopolis recruitment centre?

We have a spy in our midst! Arrest that pile of bones!

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05-08-2014, 01:32 PM,
#5
kaolincash
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
*pours water onto the bones*

*sweeps up bone ash in dustpan*

*dumps the ash in a jail cell*

Now you stay there and think about what you've done!

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05-08-2014, 10:00 PM, (This post was last modified: 06-08-2014, 07:50 PM by TWLBOAJ.)
#6
TWLBOAJ
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
*looks at ashes in jail cell and rattles nervously*

Luigi the Skeleton, reporting for duty! I can't fight a whole lot and I'm only a fair shot, but I'm pretty spooky!

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05-08-2014, 10:15 PM,
#7
dinowoman
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
Spooky is good. Report to the barracks.

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05-08-2014, 10:23 PM,
#8
kaolincash
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
heck yes look at us go
GS_SkeletonGS_Bone_FighterGS_Skull_Warrior

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06-08-2014, 02:48 AM, (This post was last modified: 06-08-2014, 03:21 AM by DR. BONESKULL.)
#9
DR. BONESKULL
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
I go by the skeleton name of DR. BONESKULL. I have an expertise in healing broken bones, an invaluable skill in the battlefield.

EDIT: Skeleton commander kaolincash has recruited outside of this thread as this army's field medic. I look forward to serving West Skeletopolis.
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06-08-2014, 03:35 AM,
#10
kaolincash
RE: West Skeletopolis Barracks. Protect your freedom - enlist today!
oh, i'm not the commander of this army. that privilege falls to dinowoman, i am merely a bone fighter.
GS_Bone_Fighter

i mean, i am also a SUPREME NECROMANCER so i guess i'll be able to resurrect our fallen comrades too??

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