Lab Assistant position available

[kaolincash]

Hello Everybone,

As ＮＥＣＲＯＭＡＮＣＥＲ ＱＵＥＥＮ, I often need to perform experiments or have menial tasks carried out that I simply do not have time to do. I need some help in order to function to my best degree as your
ＳＵＰＲＥＭＥ ＮＥＣＲＯＴＩＣ ＯＶＥＲＬＯＲＤ.

To wit, a lab assistant is needed. I have drawn up a blank application form for your ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ
ＰＥＲＵＳＡＬ. Please respond in this thread as soon as you are able, and I will assess your application and make my decision once I am able.



Please submit a copy of the larger file, preferably via link or reduced size preview as I have demonstrated here.

Note: This is not a paid position. You are likely to go insane, or be killed outright, so it benefits nobody to sink money into the lab assistant. However, ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ credits can be arranged.

[Draal]

http://bonezone.symphonum.com/coffin/ima...871001.jpg

[SinistARGH]

oh whoops i forgot consitution
ah whatever

[dinowoman]

[kaolincash]

I apologise, but this position is for human skeletons only. I should have specified this.

[LoliBoner]

[kaolincash]

thankyou for your input

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After much deliberation, I have settled on Draal as my lab assistant. His BONE DENSITY is simply perfect.