WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

[Bonald McBonald]

Again.
Yeah.

OKAY SO THIS IS AN RPG SOMEWHAT AKIN TO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, BUT WITH NO DICE. I DECIDE ALL OUTCOMES, AS THE GM FOR THE FIRST GAME. LATER, I'LL TAKE VOLUNTEERS.

EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY SHALL POST HERE BEFORE JANUARY 24TH. YOU MAY CONTINUE JOINING UNTIL MY NEXT POST ON THAT DAY.

THE RULES:

USING AN RNG, A RANDOM PLAYER WILL BE SELECTED. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL SURVIVE THE GAME. EVERYONE ELSE WILL DIE. YOU WILL NOT KNOW YOU ARE THE CHOSEN SURVIVOR UNTIL YOU ARE THE LAST ONE STANDING. BUT EVEN THEN IT'S NOT GUARANTEED BECAUSE.......



IF YOU ATTEMPT TO DETERMINE WHETHER YOU ARE THE SURVIVOR VIA ATTEMPTS AT SUICIDE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.... YOU DIE ANYWAY. IN THIS INSTANCE, THERE IS NO WINNER. GREAT JOB, ASSHOLE.








SO. WHO'S DOWN?

GAME 1: Pages 1 - 5
GAME 2: Pages 5 - 12

---GM VOLUNTEERING IS CLOSED---
---NEW PLAYER JOINING IS OPEN---

[Zalak123]

SIGN ME UP

[SinistARGH]

Uh sure! This could be fun

[Draal]

I don't do a lot of RP stuff but what the heck I'm in.

[Bonald McBonald]

WOO, ALRIGHT.

So, three people will work, but this game really shines with more, so I'm gonna go off the plan a bit here. Whenever you want to start, be it now, tomorrow, next week, whenever, make a post saying you're ready. Once a majority votes to start, we'll begin. Until then, people may continue to join.

Alright guys, sorry for the delay, but while you wait be sure and tell your friends!

[SinistARGH]

I BE READY

[Zalak123]

TCH.... READY... BE ME

[Bonald McBonald]

Very well, the survivor has been chosen, and we may begin. Anyone who wishes to sign up for the next round may do so, though I don't know when that will be. I suppose it's fine if you join in here too, but understand that you won't live very long.

You are walking along a dimly lit road, on the way to trade some of your internal organs on the black market for a bit of extra cash. However, at the end of the alley where you had arranged to meet the... 'Doctor'... you find two nerds walking up from the other two roads. After a brief conversation, you determine that you all had the same goal, and it would appear that you've been lured together intentionally....

[ With that, you may begin ACTION. I'll post again when everyone has done something. ]

[Zalak123]

I THROW THE CLOAK THAT I WAS TOTALLY WEARING TO THE GROUND, REVEALING SOMETHING MUCH COOLER... A PAIR OF PURPLE GOGGLES. "It looks like we've been had, gang," I take moment to look behind me, back to the road whence I came, "but if we stick around, I'm afraid we run the risk of being even... had...er. Someone sneaky wants us here, so I say it's in our best interest to," I raise my finger to the sky and dramatically point it to the roads behind me, "RUN AWAY!" I stay in that position for a few seconds before shaking my head, "Unless that's what we're expected to do..."

[SinistARGH]

(suddenly i remember how terrible i am at RP)
I ASK FOR THE NAMES OF THE TWO NERDS.