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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
26-01-2015, 07:25 PM,
#11
Zalak123
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
"You can call me Goggles. What about you? Do you have a name? Is it as cool as mine?"
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26-01-2015, 07:52 PM, (This post was last modified: 26-01-2015, 07:53 PM by SinistARGH.)
#12
SinistARGH
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
"Names are for friends, so I don't need one", is what I wanted to say, but to avoid sounding like a friendless asshole, I reply, "My name's Val"

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26-01-2015, 10:20 PM,
#13
Draal
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
Realizing these two nerds may be a part of this dastardly plot, I quickly try to think of an impressive sounding alias and horribly fail. I tell the others "I am called Hugh Jass" and immediately regret every action I have made to lead up tot this moment.
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27-01-2015, 12:00 AM, (This post was last modified: 27-01-2015, 02:11 AM by Bonald McBonald.)
#14
Bonald McBonald
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
A voice is heard from seemingly nowhere. "Huge ass, eh? Your parents named you well."

Reality itself seems to warp as a figure materializes in the middle of the group. You note that the figure has snow white hair, and glowing green eyes. When coupled with his apparent ability to walk through walls, disappear, and fly, you reason that he must be much more unique than the other guy. "I suppose you're all very confused. You see, I hate to dampen anyone's spirits, but the organ trade is illegal."

Sirens manifest themselves similarly to the voice, and within a few seconds you find that every approach has been blocked by a police car. "I represent the elite, undead, anti-crime taskforce... The Ghostbusters. So named because we are ghosts who bust criminals, we've been operating in the city for years, luring in lawbreakers like you. I'm afraid I'll be your personal escort to hell, gentlemen."

With a tip of his hat( which you swear wasn't there when he started talking ), he fades back into the streets and the surrounding cars suddenly begin to speed toward eachother, and therefore you, leaving you with mere seconds to react.

[ BEGIN ACTION PHASE. Don't worry guys, you have more than seconds to respond. ]

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27-01-2015, 02:15 AM,
#15
Zalak123
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
"FOLLOW MY LEAD, NERDS!" I SHOUT AS I SCRAMBLE UP ONE OF THE WALLS, LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF LADDER, OR LEDGE TO GRAB ONTO. "IT'S TIME TO PUT MY PARKOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST"
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27-01-2015, 02:33 AM,
#16
Draal
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
I follow rapidly, my bones being mutated through years of nerdy self-experimentation to have extremely high bone density which allows me to impale my hands and feet into the wall and clamber up after goggles. Whilst the bone density does add considerable weight I am able to hold on to the wall. "Jesus fuck this hurts" I yell as I realize I probably should have thought that stabbing my extremities into a wall may be pain inducing.
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27-01-2015, 03:58 AM, (This post was last modified: 27-01-2015, 04:00 AM by SinistARGH.)
#17
SinistARGH
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
"Ah shit um", I mumble before remembering I'm from a video game, so I simply use my shoulder mounted rockets to rocket jump along side my sudden comrades. "Ow. Shit. Ow.", I say as a scale the alleyway with each blast

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27-01-2015, 04:11 AM, (This post was last modified: 27-01-2015, 04:56 AM by Bonald McBonald.)
#18
Bonald McBonald
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
Goggles finds that he isn't able to secure a grip before gravity becomes too much, and begins to plummet. However, fortune smiles upon him as he lands on Hugh Jass. Supported by literally jamming limbs through the wall, the extra weight only serves to slow them down as they soon scale the building. From the roof they can hear the spin of helicopter blades, and know it won't be long before another confrontation with the Ghostbusters.

Val fires the rockets without much issue, and is propelled upward with ease... In fact, a bit too easily. The thrust produced from firing combines with the force of the explosion on the ground, launching Val into orbit, where the lack of oxygen leads to suffocation.

VAL HAS DIED. ( Sorry, SinistARGH, nothing personal! Someone had to die eventually, and I hope to see you next game! )

As for the ghastly police cars... They pass harmlessly through eachother before dissipating. They WERE ghosts after all, and it would appear to have just been a scare tactic.

[ Hugh and Goggles may now choose their path freely. Consider it a fairly generic city. ]








[ Keeping this part here just in case. I should also note that I don't mean to discourage you doing things like this. Particularly in a forum setting, it's useful to help keep things moving. Just don't be upset when something fails. ]

A warning though: If you get too far ahead of yourself, I may retcon pieces of your post. For example, Goggles could suck at parkour and fall to his doom, Hugh Jass could find his bone climbing tearing apart the building, and himself falling with the rubble. Val could easily just be vaporized in the explosion if I decide video game physics don't work here.

I may or may not do any of this, but just keep in mind that nothing is guaranteed.

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27-01-2015, 05:00 AM, (This post was last modified: 27-01-2015, 05:05 AM by Zalak123.)
#19
Zalak123
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
I SHALL SCAN THE AREA FOR A GROCERY STORE.. OR A RESTAURANT... OR BASICALLY ANYWHERE I MIGHT FIND SALT. OR WOOD.. I HEAR KNOCKING ON WOOD HELPS IN THESE SITUATIONS.

"I HAVE A FEELING THOSE GHOSTS WON'T BE FOLLOWING VAL IN SPACE. OUR SITUATION ISN'T AS FORTUNATE THOUGH. THERE'S NO WAY WE NON-VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS WOULD SURVIVE IN SPACE, SO WE'RE STUCK DOWN HERE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WE SHOULD GO ABOUT FIGHTING GHOSTS?"
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27-01-2015, 06:07 AM,
#20
Draal
RE: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
"Well I have an idea, since ghosts can obviously not be harmed by any physical action we take against them, we must defeat them through the use of witty insults and remarks. Oh look, that seems to be a ghost over there, I shall see if this plan shall work" I then proceed to walk over to an alley shouting things such as "asshole casserole" and "You are about as useful as a knitted condom"
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