new hobby:

[SinistARGH]

(08-06-2015, 03:29 PM)kaolincash Wrote: The Bone Zone is a coleslaw friendly zone. Everyone who dislikes coleslaw is banned

Double banned.

[Draal]

New Hobby: Underage drinking contest but with vinegar in place of alcohol

[kaolincash]

i could win both that and the alcohol version. i'm no longer underage by any worldwide count (well over 21 yo) but i've been drinking in bars since 14 and can hold my fricken drink

plus i literally drink vinegar. that is a thing i have been known to do on multiple occasions

[Draal]

New Hobby: Giving a different answer every time someone asks you what a shillelagh is.

[kaolincash]

Shillelaghs are small hairy primates from Ireland that live in empty badger setts. They live on a consistent diet of human anklebones, primarily those of children.

[Draal]

I was under the impression that a shillelagh is event in which one uses freeze dried cotton candy to bludgeon an individual with minor cirrhosis.

[kaolincash]

No, like I just said, a Shillelagh is a small four-bladed rotary system that brings good luck to orphans who only believe.

[Draal]

Oh, I get it now, a shillelagh is a small porous watercraft that mandatorily performs a botched version of the Turing test on whatever elderly conservatives it can harvest.

[dinowoman]

Yes, so a shillelagh is a reptilian burrower that metabolises the silica in rocks to produce culinary grade lavender.

[Draal]

Exactly, a shillelagh is a member of the cult based in Pyramiden, Norway, led by the lobster overlord that only refers to itself as Kreef but forces all others to call it Lenin in the hopes that the underlings in the cult will start a peasant revolt.