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The Best Worst Jokes
02-09-2014, 08:39 PM,
#1
kaolincash
The Best Worst Jokes
in this thread we post the best worst jokes we know

here's my favourite joke:

Did you hear about the fire at the campsite?
Spoiler:
It was intense.

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02-09-2014, 09:15 PM, (This post was last modified: 03-09-2014, 01:39 AM by SinistARGH.)
#2
SinistARGH
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
A dwarf fortune teller had recently escaped from a maximum penitentiary. The county police department watches for a small medium at large.

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02-09-2014, 11:58 PM,
#3
kaolincash
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
did you hear about the magic tractor?
Spoiler:
it turned into a field

p.s. midget is a slur, i would prefer it if you used more acceptable terms to refer to dwarves.
from the lpa online website (little people of america) it says this:
Such terms as dwarf, little person, LP, and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most people would rather be referred to by their name than by a label.

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03-09-2014, 01:36 AM,
#4
agent
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
Quote:Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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08-09-2014, 07:26 PM,
#5
Beware
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
(Brings old threads back to life)

Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg?
...
He was alright!

Kill me.

>mfw there's a skeleton in many living creatures and under the ground we step on, waiting to rise back to life and conquer the lands we live on peacefully when the time comes
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10-09-2014, 06:12 AM,
#6
karisma
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
police are called to a local kindergarten because a young boy was "resisting a rest"

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28-10-2014, 06:46 PM,
#7
karisma
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
Why do vampires believe everything they're told?
Because they're suckers!!

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04-11-2014, 05:27 PM,
#8
SinistARGH
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
what did the executioner say to the criminal when they ran out of rope for the gallows?

"no noose is good news!"

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04-11-2014, 09:03 PM,
#9
kaolincash
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
that's in Robin Hood: Men In Tights

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05-11-2014, 03:55 AM,
#10
SinistARGH
RE: The Best Worst Jokes
ho ho u got me

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