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weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
26-08-2014, 10:47 PM,
#1
kaolincash
weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
i'll start:
[22:42:39] Kaolin Cash: i will be the penis parasite that makes you realise "hmm, it feels less uncomfortable to piss to the left than to the right" because im jabbing my hella rad parasite stiletto venom heel into the right side of ur urethra
[22:43:10] tomb hansole?: i
[22:43:13] tomb hansole?: am no longer sure
[22:43:13] Kaolin Cash: That is quite possibly the weirdest sentence i have ever said to another human being.
[22:43:15] tomb hansole?: what i am wrong about
[22:43:35] tomb hansole?: is
[22:43:36] tomb hansole?: am i peeing wrong?
[22:43:39] tomb hansole?: is that the problem?

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26-08-2014, 10:58 PM,
#2
BonziBUDDY
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
"i 'less than 3' this class"
said out loud

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27-08-2014, 12:00 AM,
#3
SinistARGH
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
"of course it's possible, just look at horse's anuses"

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27-08-2014, 12:38 AM,
#4
karisma
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
"its not like he has to be alive for you to do that"

in class

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27-08-2014, 06:37 AM,
#5
Beware
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
I've said a lot of weird things, so uh.

=[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: He walks towards you, reaching around your suddenly shivering body to close and lock the door, that lascivious grin never leaving his face. "I know you haff been vatching me, fräulein... Vith lust in your eyes, vishing to devour me whole." ))

(Mind you that was a quote from a fanfic I had to read out loud. Oh god. Ew.)

[26.8.2014 21:14:50] =[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: yis
[26.8.2014 21:15:13] =[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: i love how.
[26.8.2014 21:15:23] =[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: everyone uses "m'lil koala" or "kangaroo" as love words in fanfics
[26.8.2014 21:15:41] =[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: but may i remind you sniper is closer to crocodiles and owls than he is to koalas and kangaroos
[26.8.2014 21:15:46] =[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: "NOT SO HARD M'LOVELY CROC"

=[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: yknow.
=[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: singing. water
cannibalism
=[o.W.n]= Beware Kitkat [MEDIC|SNIPER]: daily things in my life

>mfw there's a skeleton in many living creatures and under the ground we step on, waiting to rise back to life and conquer the lands we live on peacefully when the time comes
28-08-2014, 03:04 AM,
#6
agitation
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
"The creepier thing is the second set of teeth in her throat."

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28-08-2014, 04:20 PM,
#7
lofe of bread
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
"Then remind me to avoid getting one of those eggs," he remarked.
Egg. Haha. Egg.
Now that it’s been pointed out, pretty much everyone seems to have the egg.
"In that case, sign me up for an egg."

where did this joke even come from
28-08-2014, 07:22 PM,
#8
Beware
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
"What else can I put up my ass?"

...
I swear it was an inside joke.

>mfw there's a skeleton in many living creatures and under the ground we step on, waiting to rise back to life and conquer the lands we live on peacefully when the time comes
28-08-2014, 07:52 PM, (This post was last modified: 28-08-2014, 07:52 PM by SinistARGH.)
#9
SinistARGH
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
(28-08-2014, 07:22 PM)Beware Wrote: inside joke.

8D

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29-08-2014, 03:02 AM,
#10
BonziBUDDY
RE: weirdest thing you've said in the last 24 hours
"Interesting. It seems my brain feels like it's going to leak out of my eyeballs."

granted, i was reading out of a book, but it was out loud so

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