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Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - xotame - 02-08-2014

ALRIGHT, BONEHEADS. LISTEN UP!

I AM NECROMANCER-GENERAL BONES ROCKSDALE.

YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU'VE DIED. YOU CAN CRY OVER YOUR LOVED ONES LATER BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A BIGGER SHIP TO SINK.

BY LAW AND STARTING NOW CONSIDER YOURSELVES DRAFTED INTO THE EAST SKELETOPOLIS ARMY!

POST YOUR NAME AND I'LL ASSIGN YOU A RANK.

WE'LL TEACH THOSE WEST SKELETOPOLIS SONS OF BITCHES A LESSON AND THEN SOME!


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - LoliBoner - 02-08-2014

LOLIBONER REPORTING IN.


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - xotame - 02-08-2014

ALRIGHT, PRIVATE LOLIBONER, HERE'S YOUR GEAR. HEAD OVER TO THE BARRACKS (Coming Soon) AND GET READY FOR TRAINING.


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - VeritasUnae - 03-08-2014

i'm veri excited for this
also i'm veri
but i'm veri good at puns involving veri.


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - Z - 04-08-2014

Reporting for *Falls apart catches fire and explodes*


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - xotame - 04-08-2014

WELCOME ABOARD PRIVATES VERI AND...

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER SOLDIER. PRIVATE VERI, TAKE THIS SICK EXCUSE FOR A SKELETON TO THE INFIRMARY, THEN REPORT YOUR BONY ASS TO THE BARRACKS FOR TRAINING.


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - VeritasUnae - 04-08-2014

Will do! Just let me grab a broom first...


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - SkellyJelly - 07-08-2014

Zarkjoo Luurankotar for immediate service!


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - xotame - 07-08-2014

WELCOME TO THE REGIMENT PRIVATE LUURANKOTAR.

PLEASE COLLECT YOUR SUPPLIES AND HEAD TO THE TRAINING GROUNDS.


RE: Enlist Today! (East Skeletopolis Barracks) - Nomms - 08-08-2014

YES HELLO.

I AM NOMMS.

I WISH TO REMOVE TAKE THE ENEMIES BONES.