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ALRIGHT, BONEHEADS. LISTEN UP!

I AM NECROMANCER-GENERAL BONES ROCKSDALE.

YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU'VE DIED. YOU CAN CRY OVER YOUR LOVED ONES LATER BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A BIGGER SHIP TO SINK.

BY LAW AND STARTING NOW CONSIDER YOURSELVES DRAFTED INTO THE EAST SKELETOPOLIS ARMY!

POST YOUR NAME AND I'LL ASSIGN YOU A RANK.

WE'LL TEACH THOSE WEST SKELETOPOLIS SONS OF BITCHES A LESSON AND THEN SOME!
LOLIBONER REPORTING IN.
ALRIGHT, PRIVATE LOLIBONER, HERE'S YOUR GEAR. HEAD OVER TO THE BARRACKS (Coming Soon) AND GET READY FOR TRAINING.
i'm veri excited for this
also i'm veri
but i'm veri good at puns involving veri.
Reporting for *Falls apart catches fire and explodes*
WELCOME ABOARD PRIVATES VERI AND...

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER SOLDIER. PRIVATE VERI, TAKE THIS SICK EXCUSE FOR A SKELETON TO THE INFIRMARY, THEN REPORT YOUR BONY ASS TO THE BARRACKS FOR TRAINING.
Will do! Just let me grab a broom first...
Zarkjoo Luurankotar for immediate service!
WELCOME TO THE REGIMENT PRIVATE LUURANKOTAR.

PLEASE COLLECT YOUR SUPPLIES AND HEAD TO THE TRAINING GROUNDS.
YES HELLO.

I AM NOMMS.

I WISH TO REMOVE TAKE THE ENEMIES BONES.
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